Masters of the Universe

There are so many things I want to learn! Little things like card tricks and chocolate mousse from scratch. Big things like detachment and martial arts. But if I could master any one skill magically overnight, it would be learning. I’m a pretty fast learner now, but I’d like to be fast like those cartidges they used in the Matrix. New language? Bam! Done. Black belt? Bam! Done. Piano? Bam! Done.

Get on this, scientist people!